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#1 Postby weatherlover427 » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:04 am

In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?"

Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One."
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#2 Postby JCT777 » Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:23 pm

LOL! Good to hear that the other cashier stayed awake in math class. :wink: :lol:
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#3 Postby Colin » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:04 pm

LOL! :lol:
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#4 Postby weatherwunder » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:06 pm

Sounds like the clerks in some of stores.
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#5 Postby David » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:03 am

Lol... :lol: :)
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