Funny pickup lines

#1 Postby **bfez1** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:48 pm

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.

JetMaxx · #2 Postby **JetMaxx** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:15 pm

Now I know why I'm almost 42 and still single.....I've never used any of those pickup lines before....LOL!

Stormsfury · #3 Postby **Stormsfury** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:17 pm

*LOL* - And some of those actually work!

SF

weatherwunder · #4 Postby **weatherwunder** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:37 pm

Along the same lines, a friend of mine just got divorced, and he said he was never getting married again. He was just going to find a woman he did not like and buy her a house!!

I guess this is not along the same lines, maybe the opposite line.

David · #5 Postby **David** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:37 pm

I need those.

mf_dolphin · #6 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:21 pm

Stormsfury wrote:*LOL* - And some of those actually work!

SF

And a couple of those may have led to my two divorces LOL ;-)

#7 Postby **azskyman** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 10:35 pm

Hey, can you help me get back my smile. I've been so depressed since my vasectomy.

j · #8 Postby j » Wed Aug 13, 2003 7:47 am

lol az.....that is one that has potential

JCT777 · #9 Postby **JCT777** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:25 am

Those are pretty good, actually. 8-)

#10 Postby **bfez1** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:57 am

ROFL, AZ

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