Drunk fishermen

[angelwing]

Drunk fishermen

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3 buddies go fishing up north on Lake Simcoe one summer and are putting back quite a few beers and the one fellow in the back of the boat decides to take a leak over the side. As he’s relieving himself he suddenly passes out and falls into the lake. His drunken buddies turn around and can’t find him but see the ripples on the water. They put 2 and 2 together and the one guy rips off his shirt and dives in the lake to find him. After a few moments of frantic searching underwater he comes up for air, a swig of beer, and dives down again. This time he’s more fortunate and finds him….hauls him up into the boat and promptly begins to give him mouth to mouth resuscitation, in between swigs of beer of course. Suddenly he looks up and goes “Yeeeuuuchh, Damn, I don’t ever remember Bills breath being so bad”. His other drunken buddy looks at him and says, “Come to think of it, I don’t remember him wearing that snowmobile suit either”

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