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Columbus Day Jokes!!!

#1 Postby bfez1 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 11:05 am

Where did Columbus first land in America?
On his feet!

Who was the first cat to discover America?
Christopher Columpuss!


How was Columbus's ship like an avid shopper?
They're both driven by sales!


What's the difference between one of Columbus's sailors and a monster ?
One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind!


What would you get if you crossed October 12 with Halloween?
Ghoulumbus Day!
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#2 Postby therock1811 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 11:54 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3 Postby wx247 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:07 pm

:lol: Thanks for sharing!
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#4 Postby JCT777 » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:06 pm

LOL! :lol: Those are the first Columbus Day jokes I have ever seen. :)
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