For Women Over 40!!!

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"WOMEN OVER FORTY"

by

Andy Rooney


As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it….

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her…..

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not always reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. And for that, ladies, I apologize for all of us.

[JCT777]

Some good insight IMO by Andy Rooney.

[Stephanie]

Thanks Andy! I all of us over 40 needed that!

[sunnyday]

Amen to Andy!!! For me, it's so much easier being 40 than 20. By this time, life's priorities are very clear.

[azsnowman]

Soooooooooo true! I did my time with a younger woman, now she's my ex wife! Indeed, there's a LOT to be said for woman over 40!

Dennis

[Guest]

I love this - to the woman 40 and over - we ROCK!!!!!

Patricia

[Guest]

Great insight by Andy and i agree as well with it!:)

[southerngale]

It'll be a little while before I qualify but very interesting nonetheless.

[Toni - 574]

Well I qualify now, and being over 40 does have it's advantages!!!

[GulfBreezer]

OHHH.........so true!!! Hats off to Andy Rooney!!!