Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Duluth, Minnesota park
when one
of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under
the dog's collar,
twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.
"Young Vikings Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal" he starts writing
in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Vikings fan," the little hero replies. "Sorry, since
we're in Minnesota,
I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again.
"Twins Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack" he writes in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Twins fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in
Minnesota was either for the Vikings or the Twins. What team do you
root for?"
the reporter asks.
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Juvenile Delinquent From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Sorry, pojo, I read this and just had to post it....lol
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