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#1 Postby blizzard » Sat Jan 10, 2004 11:49 pm

Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Duluth, Minnesota park
when one
of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under
the dog's collar,
twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.
"Young Vikings Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal" he starts writing
in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Vikings fan," the little hero replies. "Sorry, since
we're in Minnesota,
I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again.

"Twins Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack" he writes in his
notebook.

"I'm not a Twins fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in
Minnesota was either for the Vikings or the Twins. What team do you
root for?"
the reporter asks.

"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Juvenile Delinquent From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet."



Sorry, pojo, I read this and just had to post it....lol
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#2 Postby OtherHD » Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:24 am

OMG LMAO!

Ok, on a serious note: Poor dog. :cry:
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#3 Postby David » Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:32 am

:lol:
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#4 Postby ColdFront77 » Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:34 am

What about the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Minnesota Wild? :P :lol:
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#5 Postby southerngale » Sun Jan 11, 2004 1:24 am

LOL!! :lol:
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#6 Postby David » Sun Jan 11, 2004 1:26 am

They aren't in playoffs yet... baseball was a while back, and football is coming up. :)
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#7 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Sun Jan 11, 2004 2:13 am

Oh mah goodness!! :lol:
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#8 Postby firefighter16 » Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:19 am

Who Tom ???? :lol:
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#9 Postby ColdFront77 » Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:44 am

firefighter16 wrote:Who Tom ???? :lol:

What are you referring to?

David wrote:They aren't in playoffs yet... baseball was a while back, and football is coming up. :)

I understand that, but still have the right to make a point.
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#10 Postby firefighter16 » Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:46 am

ColdFront77 wrote:
firefighter16 wrote:Who Tom ???? :lol:

What are you referring to?
David wrote:They aren't in playoffs yet... baseball was a while back, and football is coming up. :)

I understand that, but still have the right to make a point.



I thought Minn. Only had two teams. :lol:
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#11 Postby ColdFront77 » Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:47 am

:P :lol:
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