Bizarre Police Reports

[southerngale]

In Detroit, Oregon, a hunter thought he had found a severed human head in an abandoned mining shed and called the police. Deputy Larry Taylor realized it was just the head of a mannequin when he noticed a price sticker on the forehead.

A California officer charged the driver of a white Mazda with DUI after driving down Pacific Coast Highway with the upper half of a traffic light pole laying across its hood. When Fonteno asked the drunk driver about the pole, he responded: "It came with the car when I bought it."

The driver of an armored truck in Edmonton, Alberta appeared to be signaling for help as he repeatedly swung his door open. After six police cruisers chased and stopped the truck, it turned out, the driver had simply tried to fan fresh air into the cabin after the other guard had passed gas.

In Boynton, Florida, Michael Harrison and Kevin Carter were arrested and charged with armed robbery and murder in their attempt to raise money to attend the police academy.

Stockholm, Sweden - Customs officers in Stockholm, Sweden arrested a woman who had tried to smuggle 75 live snakes in her bra. The officers became suspicious when they noticed how the woman kept scratching her chest.

[rainstorm]

a rattler in the bra is pretty cool, in case a guy sticks his hand in there!! lol

[WXBUFFJIM]

A rattle snake, ouch that has to hurt more than the average snake.

Seriously though, that's quite bizarre.

Jim

[coriolis]

The police may have also noticed the jiggling even when she was standing still.

[Wnghs2007]

OMG....that is looney...haha....yeah I think they could of told by the rattle sound coming from here....