Things to do in an elevator

[Guest]

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

(borrowed from http://www.funny.com)

[furluvcats]

Hmmmm, our house in Louisiana has an elevator, and I have to say those are not things we ever did in it...but I know of a few things you could add to the list!


Now now...get your minds out of the gutter! .....*wink

[Josephine96]

Your HOUSE has an elevator? lol

[furluvcats]

Yes! Can you believe no one has bought it yet?! That was a huge selling point to me when we bought it! hee hee

[AirmaN]

#3 is funny

[Guest]

How about putting a brick in the doorway, holding the elevator at the floor, and making other floors wait a LONG time.

Hey, it will help your building tennats' health and wellness.

[TexasStooge]

LOL!!!

There's one thing you can add, this maybe gross.

Have you and a friend eat gummi-worms candy, wait until the elevator gets crowded and ask "Wanna try one of my worms?".

[HurricaneGirl]

That's a funny list!! Thanks for the laugh!

[Josephine96]

I got 1 I always do at my complex.

To back up traffic. Push the up or down button.. then instead of taking the elevator, take the stairs lol..

[Guest]

I got 1 I always do at my complex.

To back up traffic. Push the up or down button.. then instead of taking the elevator, take the stairs lol..

How about on a floor where you can go up and down? You press both buttons. This causes the elevator to answer BOTH up and down, leading to backups on other floors. It helps even more if you hit two or more floor buttons while both up and down are pressed.

[Josephine96]

LOL Brian.. I'm just waiting for the day my landlord comes and finds out that I screw up elevator traffic lmao..

Thankfully the building only has 11 people in it.. Not 111 lol

[coriolis]

Those are good. My favorite though: Leave a really ripe fart behind just before you get off the 'vator.

[Josephine96]

LOL.. Yeah.. major stink

[Josephine96]

Of course.. if you have a pretty partner with you.. you could re-enact the scene from Fatal Attraction lol

{gets mind out of the gutter lol}

[furluvcats]

John, we had these two friends visiting for a dinner party, most of the other guests had left....well, let's say they auditioned for the role in Fatal Attraction...lol It was a funny story to hear after the fact...

[pawlee]

Those are good. My favorite though: Leave a really ripe fart behind just before you get off the 'vator.

i know a kid who did that not so long ago but did so right after entering the elevator and rode with it along with several disgusted occupants. he's one of the kids i mentor at the park. good kid however with a bit of a twisted sense of humor.