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MScoast · #1 Postby **MScoast** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:43 pm

Subject: NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES:

Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,
Cher, Phil Donahue,David Gephin, Barbara Streisand
Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets and report to
Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
"Elation," which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
a Farewell Parade in your honor hrough Palm Beach,Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...
at least four years and you should consider
the possibility of eight years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,
Al Gore as cruise director,
Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,
Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director,
and Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements
for your homes,friends and loved ones,
please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what!

#2 Postby **bfez1** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:46 pm

ROFL---that's funny

mf_dolphin · #3 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:47 pm

Monica as entertainment director? Must be an adults only cruise :-)

#4 Postby **cycloneye** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:52 pm

Good april fools joke.

chadtm80 · #5 Postby **chadtm80** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 2:45 pm

ROFLMAO!!

Lindaloo · #6 Postby **Lindaloo** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 2:57 pm

Hey MSCoast!! Speaking of cruise ships, we are finally getting one at the port in Gulfport!! The Conquest a/k/a Carnival Cruise Lines. :wink:

Buh-Bye New Orleans. :lol:

#7 Postby **bfez1** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:03 pm

Hey, lindaloo
I'm from New Orleans

Let's not be ugly :lol:

j/k

Lindaloo · #8 Postby **Lindaloo** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:11 pm

oops bfez1!! :oops:

At least we didn't take the Saints from you. :lol:

#9 Postby **bfez1** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:15 pm

OMG, I couldn't bear it, I love my Saints!!!
Can't wait for football season to begin.

Lindaloo · #10 Postby **Lindaloo** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:17 pm

Still hoping and praying the Saints get to the Superbowl!! They are LONG overdue.

How 'bout dem Saints. :wink:

#11 Postby **bfez1** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:31 pm

Me, too Lindaloo
Maybe this is the year!!!
GO SAINTS!!!

#12 Postby **pojo** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:39 pm

That was hilarious!

Amanzi · #13 Postby **Amanzi** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:20 pm

Very Funny! I wonder how many of them would actualy survive 1 day there let alone 4 years.

mf_dolphin · #14 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:22 pm

Amanzi, the answer to your question is.....NONE!

MScoast · #15 Postby **MScoast** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:26 pm

Linda, I know!! Isn't it great!! Well, except for the people who were due to board the ship Sunday but couldn't due to the winds and tides! That could happen anywhere though

Lindaloo · #16 Postby **Lindaloo** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:28 pm

That is true MSCoast. The Gulf can be quite wicked when it wants to be.

Rainband · #17 Postby **Rainband** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 5:27 pm

LMAOOTF

Johnathan

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