Nursing home fun

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> >>
> >> Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
> >>around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
> >>maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
> >>sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some
of
> >>the males actually joined in.
> >>
> >> One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
> >>Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he
shouted
> >>in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel
fished
> >>around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up
to
> >>him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
> >> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
> >>popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
> >>insurance?"
> >>
> >> Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it
up
> >>to him.
> >> Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am."
> >>
> >> As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
Craig
> >>stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding Captain Happy in his
> >>hand. "Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"
> >>

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