Southern Baptist Minister marriage counseling

[StormChasr]

The same Baptist Minister as described on another thread was counseling newlyweds on the joys of marriage. "Can we have sex often?" asked the young couple? "Of course, sex is a natural expression of the necessity of procreation" exclaimed the preacher. "Well, can we do it in the bedroom?" asked the young wife. "Of course you can. It is normal and healthy to do so" trumpeted the minister. "Well, can we do it in the Kitchen?," asked the husband. "Of course you can, my son; it is a natural place" said the minister. "Well, can we do it standing up?" asked the wife, boldly.

"No," exclaimed the Baptist Minister. "That is too much like dancing."

[breeze]

LOL, and, raised as a Southern Baptist, I can appreciate
the laugh I got out of that one! Thanks!