Sometimes You Need To Get a Second Opinion

[bfez1]

Hope this doesn't offend anyone! ----------------------------------------


Joe was moderately successful in his career, but
> as he got older he was
> increasingly hampered by
>
>
>
> terrible headaches. When his personal hygiene and
> love life started to
> suffer he sought medical help.
>
>
>
> After being referred from one specialist to
> another, he finally came across
> a doctor who solved the
>
>
>
> problem. "The good news is I can cure your
> headaches. The bad news is that it
> will require
>
>
> castration.
>
>
>
> You have a very rare condition which causes your
> testicles to press up
> against the base of your spine.
>
>
>
> The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
> only way to relieve the
> pressure is to remove the
>
>
>
> testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He
> wondered if he had anything
> to live for. He couldn't
>
>
>
> concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he
> had no choice but to go
> under the knife.
>
>
>
> When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but
> he felt like he was
> missing an important part of
>
>
>
> himself. As he walked down the street, he realized
> that he felt like a
> different person. He could
>
>
>
>
> make a new beginning and live a new life.
>
>
> He walked past a men's clothing store and thought,
> That's what I need, a new
> suit."
>
>
>
> He entered the shop and told the salesman,
> "I'd like a new suit."
>
> The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
> see...size 44 long."
>
>
>
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you
> know?"...... "It's my job. Joe
> tried on the suit. It fit
>
>
>
> perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror,
> the salesman asked, "How
> about a new shirt?"
>
> oe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"
>
>
> The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see,... 34
> sleeve and 16 and a half
> neck."
>
> Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you
> know?" "It's my job."
>
>
> Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As
> Joe adjusted the collar in
> the mirror,
>
>
>
> the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
>
> Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure!" > The
> salesman eyed Joe's feet and
> said, "Let's see...9
>
>
> and a half wide." Joe was astonished, "That's
> right, how did you
> know?" "It's my job."
>
> Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe
> walked comfortably
> around the shop and the
>
>
>
> salesman asked, "How about a new hat?" Without
> hesitating, Joe said,
> "Sure!"
>
>
> The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see. .
> . 7 5/8." Joe was
> incredulous, "That's
>
>
>
> right, how did you know?" "It's my job."
>
>
> The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when
> the >salesman asked,
> "How about some new
>
>
>
> underwear. Joe thought for a second and said,
> "Sure!" The salesman
> stepped back, eyed Joe's
>
>
>
> waist and said, "Let's see..... size 36." Joe
> laughed, "No, I've worn
> size 34 since I was 18 years
>
>
>
> old." The salesman shook his head and said, "You
> can't wear a > size 34
> It would press your
>
>
>
> testicles up against the base of your
> spine and give you one hell of a
> headache!"
>
>

[mf_dolphin]

OMG! LOL good one

[Amanzi]

ROFLMAO....... Poor Joe!

[chadtm80]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[azskyman]

OMG...I think that's the guy in the next block who wears a speedo to mow his lawn!!!!

[weatherlover427]

Ow! >_<

[Stephanie]

OMG!! That poor fellow!!!!