Coffee...

[iceangel]

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband
said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because
that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you
should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she
fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of
several pages, that it indeed says.... "HE BREWS".

[yoda]