Maxine Quotes - Mature humor

[alicia-w]

When I snap, you'll be the first to go.

Butt jiggle is just my little way of waving goodbye!

Real women dont have hot flashes, they have power surges.

It's been so long since I had sex, I have forgotten who ties up who.

When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts 'em down pretty quick.

Getting older is like visiting the all you can eat buffet. What should be hot is cold. What should be firm is limp and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu.


Actually, you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years; assuming you can stand the sight of people your age naked.

[yoda]

I have said that first line before to a few of my friends...

[alicia-w]

yeah, i often warn them that i'm starting to listen to those voices in my head.

[sunny]

lol - Go Maxine!!

I had a picture of her at the computer saying "I hit the Escape key, but I'm still here"!!