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breeze wrote:Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted
the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed, immediately, on all varieties
of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think that you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends, over and over again, that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think that you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
that you can logically converse with members of the opposite
sex, without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion you are tougher, smarter, faster, and
better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think that people are laughing with you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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