#24 Postby stormchazer » Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:18 pm
Fair and Balanced, I'm Jara Jennings with S2K Election 2004 Update.
The push in Congress continues with Marva supporters taking their case to the Supreme Court. The Court rules that limiting to 500 post gives the impression of impropriety even though it has been in the Constitution for 200+ years. It through its case back to Congress stating the limitation cannot be enforced until the Constitution is clarified. To this reporter, the statement in the Constitution; "Must have at least 500 post " seems clear, but the Supreme Court disagrees. Sources state that Marva will move to have her name immediately placed on the ballot.
Azskyman continues to be the frontrunner but is being chased by newbie and Clinton supported, Rainstorm with J, as the probable VP. Feminist love PMS operative southerngale once more has raised the ugly subject of "hanging chad" but chad says he would settle for image director no matter the winner. There has been a grassroots effort to get David in as a write-in but the pencils in the ballot box may not be sharpened. I sense an election day scandal. A new push is also being made for the confusion added name of Azsnowman. A warning is going out to those in Palm Beach County, FL to READ the ballot closely this time.
The issues for this election get more complex as Dept of Defense to be Beer980 thinks we should all wear deodorant. Sounds a little old fashion to this reporter. Speaker of the House Coriolis, speaking to reporters, is submitting a bill requiring Congress to wear muscle shirts in a show of solidarity for Amendment 2 and the "right to bear arms." He had no comment on the deodorant.
On a more sensitive note, the always rapid-fire EB4480 shocked this reporter and others by taking on the press in an early audition for de-pressed....I mean press secretary. Rightwing radio star Rush Limbaugh calls EB4480, the choice of cooks everywhere and no friend to talk radio or the written press. He did say that if EB4480 ran a few left-wing news stations out of the press room, it could not be a bad thing.
Thats all for now....Jara Jennings...Fair and Balanced reporting.
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