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#21 Postby Skywatch_NC » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:16 pm

Hear about the rabbit who passed away?

Hare today...gone tomorrow. :wink:
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#22 Postby TexasStooge » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:21 pm

GROAN!! :lol:
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#23 Postby TexasStooge » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:22 pm

Ever heard of the girl who never paid her Exorcist bill?

Her soul got repossessed!

(GROAN!!)
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#24 Postby coriolis » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:52 pm

Did you hear about those new cordouroy pillows?











They're making headlines!
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#25 Postby James » Sun May 01, 2005 2:10 am

:roflmao: I actually quite like that one, lol.

Well, to an extent. :wink:
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#26 Postby Dee Bee » Sun May 01, 2005 11:20 am

This thread just keeps getting better and better! Keep 'em coming. :lol:
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#27 Postby Skywatch_NC » Sun May 01, 2005 12:40 pm

Mr. Planters Peanut walked down an alley one night and was a-salted. :eek:
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#28 Postby Windswept » Sun May 01, 2005 2:23 pm

Joe was in a terrible accident that paralized his entire left side.

He is all right now.

Grooooannnnn
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#29 Postby Dee Bee » Sun May 01, 2005 2:34 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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#30 Postby TexasStooge » Thu May 12, 2005 11:29 am

Here's another one I read:

Last night, my wife asked me to take her out someplace expensive ...

So, I took her to a gas station.
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#31 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu May 12, 2005 12:22 pm

A baby seal walks into a club...
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#32 Postby streetsoldier » Thu May 12, 2005 1:11 pm

This on an Old West tombstone...

"Here lies Lester Moore
Killed by four shots
From a 44
No Les, No Moore."
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#33 Postby Kelarie » Thu May 12, 2005 1:27 pm

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

7-8-9 (say it aloud with me :D)
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#34 Postby Rainband » Thu May 12, 2005 5:11 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road













to get away from these jokes :lol: :lol: :eek:
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#35 Postby StormChasr » Thu May 12, 2005 5:30 pm

What is the difference between unlawful, and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law, and illegal is a sick eagle.
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#36 Postby Skywatch_NC » Thu May 12, 2005 6:49 pm

Marcus Welby, MD
Deathly, IL
Not, OK
Out, IN
Pa, MA
Ma, PA
Do-Re, MI
Pizz, AZ
Either, OR
Oola, LA
Hello, HI
Know, WY
Wasnt, ME
Superslow, MO
You, AR
Phone, CA
Is, AS

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#37 Postby StormChasr » Thu May 12, 2005 7:13 pm

How abou the moron who threw a watch out of a plane.

He wanted to see time fly.
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#38 Postby coriolis » Thu May 12, 2005 9:19 pm

Frick: What were you eating under there?



Frack: Under where?
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#39 Postby Dee Bee » Thu May 12, 2005 9:28 pm

What did the mother buffalo say to her boy when he left for school?

"Bison."

(Courtesy of my sister who's visiting from MN)
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#40 Postby BUD » Thu May 12, 2005 9:29 pm

What did the fish said after hitting the concrete wall??






DAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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