S2K Election 2004- Fair and Balanced

Suzi Q · #221 Postby **Suzi Q** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 7:36 am

Furluv cats, best of luck to you and I'm sure you'll make a wonderful decorator.

#222 Postby **azskyman** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 8:29 am

Surely I see how things are shaping up in Ticka's camp...and this is one time it is fun to just sit back and watch. Brings a whole 'nother meaning to the words "cat fight!"

Meanwhile, I applaud the move to take Saddam from the GOON (Guest Of Our Nation) status to POW (Prisoner On Workrealease) status. I think an appropriate job for him might be to serve as the test "tickler" for all those learning how to wand boarding passengers at our major airports.

That's an especially appealing thought since we are thinking about adding stun gun capabilities to those wands.

"OK Saddam, spread 'em and let me practice my search techniques!!!"

furluvcats · #223 Postby **furluvcats** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 5:36 pm

What exactly IS a Marva anyway?

>^..^<

#224 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 7:43 pm

"Marva" is, I think, the not-so-evil sibling of Martha Stewart...say it ain't so! :roll:

Suzi Q · #225 Postby **Suzi Q** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:03 am

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stormraiser · #226 Postby **stormraiser** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:52 pm

Unless you want a cat fight, deary :eek:

I would back off and run for Secretary of Animal Welfare or something. Marva can get right vicious if she needs too :lol:

furluvcats wrote:I still say "FURLUVCATS FOR HOUSE DECORATOR".

#227 Postby **coriolis** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:57 pm

Well.... There IS the White House and also the House of Representatives. I'd like to turn Marva loose on the H.O.R. Most of those rascals have no class whatsoever. It would be a huge challenge to whip 435 deadbeats into shape.

#228 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:40 pm

Marva can start with Representative Nancy Pelosi and Senator Tom Daschle...both of them are in dire need of a brain "redecoration". :roll:

OtherHD · #229 Postby **OtherHD** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:41 pm

Don't worry Shannon, you have my support. Marva can be your vice decorator.

Suzi Q · #230 Postby **Suzi Q** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:51 am

HUMOUR-Please take it as such!
In what can only be termed a bizarre twist, Marva left her house yesterday afternoon for her MARVAWALK only to be accosted by hundreds of kittens and an entire yard filled with kitty litter and kitty toys. Informed sources state this could be retaliation for her running as house decorator against certain other cat lovers. Marva suffered extreme mental distress over this latest attack but then recovered quickly as she played joyfully with the kittens until the wee hours of the morning. Mental health officials are still trying to pry the precious kits from her paws this morning and are hinting that some sort of intervention may be needed. I did notice that Marva had edited two previous posts regarding her running for house decorator due to what her opponent viewed as "less than friendly" replies. Marva also noted an obvious turncoat in her camp and this non-supporter has since been exiled. More catnip to follow as I receive further information.

stormchazer · #231 Postby **stormchazer** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 11:22 am

I'm Jara Jennings reporting, "fair and balanced".

It appears that the race has slowed. The candidates are eeriely quiet at this time which calls into question their passion in this election. The most heated debate concerns drapery and color-schemes between Furluvcats and the peoples designer, Marva. Proving that her close ties to Martha Stewart are not a hinderance to her ambitions, Marva has taken the high ground by touting earth colors and her new found love for kittens frolicking in the grass. Even though the Supreme Court has lowered the standard to 150 post, Marva has appeared to abandoned her run at the S2K White House. All is not decided though in that before a Pres is even elected, Congress is split behind support for Marva or animal rights queen Furluvcats for Sec. of House Decorator.

Congressional Election now is less clear as WX247 Senate run gains steam. Questions of musical ability have clouded the race. Critics point to Bluegrass, as not bein up with current trends questioning how this would effect WX247's performance. As one un-named source said, finger wagging: "I never listened to that Bluegrass player. I never told her to play, not once." "How could I elect WX247 to the Senate?"

Askyman seems to have thrown in the towel, though he did not confirm that on Fox and Friends this morning. He did have this to say:

Surely I see how things are shaping up in Ticka's camp...and this is one time it is fun to just sit back and watch. Brings a whole 'nother meaning to the words "cat fight!"

Meanwhile, I applaud the move to take Saddam from the GOON (Guest Of Our Nation) status to POW (Prisoner On Workrealease) status. I think an appropriate job for him might be to serve as the test "tickler" for all those learning how to wand boarding passengers at our major airports.

That's an especially appealing thought since we are thinking about adding stun gun capabilities to those wands.

"OK Saddam, spread 'em and let me practice my search techniques!!!"

Even though, both the Ticka and Lindaloo camp has become silent. (I never thought I'd see the day when both had nothing to say.) After throwing more mud then the contents of the Mississippi River at each other, the airwaves are quiet. The time may be right for a new candidate to throw in their collective hat.

More later, Jara Jennings reporting.

GalvestonDuck · #232 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 11:28 am

Bluegrass mucus...er, music?? Never thought it would be a blessing to have clogged ears.

Seriously, speaking of bluegrass music, has anyone seen "Cold Mountain?" Good movie, but not the masterpiece they're trying to make it out to be. And if you can keep from having your spine shredded by the sounds of dulcimers and banjos and the shrill of the singers' voices (no offense to Garrett or anyone else who likes it...I just can't take it), it's worth seeing on the big screen.

JCT777 · #233 Postby **JCT777** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 11:54 am

I would like to be elected the Head Chef of storm2k. My many satisfied customers at the storm2k bar & grille can attest to my skill at cooking. And I am also very good at baking. I still have a few hundred Christmas cookies that need to be eaten, and will gladly offer a dozen to anyone who supports my campaign.

Lindaloo · #234 Postby **Lindaloo** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:50 pm

JCT777 wrote:I would like to be elected the Head Chef of storm2k. My many satisfied customers at the storm2k bar & grille can attest to my skill at cooking. And I am also very good at baking. I still have a few hundred Christmas cookies that need to be eaten, and will gladly offer a dozen to anyone who supports my campaign.

I agree!! You have my support John.

southerngale · #235 Postby **southerngale** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:08 pm

Head Chef for John? You got it!! Yum, thanks for the cookie...I'll just have one though.

Is there a position left for me anywhere in this election?

Guest · #236 Postby **Guest** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:15 pm

THONG DANCER ???? Or COWBOY CHEERLEADER

GalvestonDuck · #237 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:22 pm

ticka1 wrote:THONG DANCER ???? Or COWBOY CHEERLEADER

Isn't that one and the same? :wink:

j · #238 Postby j » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:55 pm

c'mon ticka...lets make it sound more dignified.

How about.. "Executive in charge of choreograph, and exotic dance routines for drooling men."

A movie to follow we can title, "Kelly does Dallas".

Guest · #239 Postby **Guest** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:56 pm

j wrote:c'mon ticka...lets make it sound more dignified.

How about.. "Executive in charge of choreograph, and exotic dance routines for drooling men."

A movie to follow we can title, "Kelly does Dallas".

Southerngale as Vice President of Choregraphy and Exotic Dance for American Male Voters...

how is that 'J'?

j · #240 Postby j » Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:04 pm

sounds good, its a given the men will be drooling.

I could never work for her...it would be a conflict of interest....but wait...I haven't signed any contracts yet!

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