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A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.
"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."

Good joke.

If I were him, I'd be complaining that there are some dogs that live a better life than he does. I did once hear somebody say to me that animals live better lives than we do.

It's not fair, really, they have so much less to live for. Their lives are a little to simple to be unhappy.

Yes. Interesting point of view, SQTC.