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http://zhidao.baidu.com is the most popular Q&A website of mainland China, it runs just like WikiAnswers or Yahoo!Answers but you may see some strange, humorous or ridiculous questions raised there. The most impressive questions are shown below.


Q: The girls all say that I'm a bad guy, is that true?

Q: I'm in love with a girl that has the same last name as mine, my mum says I can't marry a girl with the same surname as mine, what should I do?

Q: How come that I have asked seven different girls to be my girlfriend but all failed?

Q: How can I stop having hairs?
Question supplements: It troubles me that my hairs always grow. Is there a way to prevent my hair from growing and let them grow when I want them to?

Q: Is it possible that my hair grow 2-4 centimetres in 4 days? If possible, how to? Teach me.
Question supplements: My hair was cut by force by my father and now everyone plays joke on me, and my girlfriend even doesn't talk to me. Please.....Give me your answers, I'll keep online waiting for your respond...

Q: Why do men want women?

Q: A 13-year-old girl called her partners to fight with another and wounded her head. And the latter called police. What kind of punishment will she receive?

Q: Any girls fond of kicking persons?
Question supplement: I've once been kicked by a girl but didn't get hurt. However, I felt nothing but happy and glad
Why am I fond of being kicked by girls?
Anyone like kicking persons here?

Q: Oh, how bad I am!
Question supplement: Last night I stayed at home studying with a girl, as my parents were both absent, We went to buy something to eat and three bottles of beer as well, we get dizzy and I had sex with her. When I woke up this morning, I saw her crying, saying to me: Well, let's face the music, I'm yours now. I didn't know how to do. We were about to take high school entrance examination (In common, Schoolchildren take this exam when they're 15), what if she gets pregnant and thus my parents would definitely know it?!

Q: Why do I look so handsome?

Q: I wanna control A's (someone's) computer and obtain the files in it, I can take control of his computer anytime possible and install any software in it, A knows nothing about computer so he won't notice it.

Please tell me how to remote control his computer and copy the files in it.
Question supplement: A's computer belongs to campus net (LAN) and its IP is not fixed. My IP isn't, either. My motion is to steal informations about examination.

Q: Everybody tell me your age here, you can do it anonymously but do tell me the truth.

Q: I'm bored today, who can chat with me?
Question supplement: Male, 16 years old.
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Q: How to deal with a troublesome dog? Someone keeps a dog near my home and let him wandering around. He frequently poop by my house, how to stop him from doing it or kill him without others' knowing it?

Answer 1: It's no use talking to his host, I've a good idea, next time he poops then you go to look at him, then he'll be shy and never dare to poop beside your house.

Answer 2: Buy him a computer and teach him how to surf the Internet and he will no longer have time to poop by your house.
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Q: How to drive ants away?

A1: Paste a post read "curfew" or "closed"
A2: Buy some animal that eats ants
A3: Play Zhang Chu's song "Ants" thirty times.
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Q: How to pick up more money in the streets?

A1: Throw your purse on the ground.
A2: Get a job of street cleaner
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Q: What the easiest shortcut for one to get a long life?

A: Never stop breathing.
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Q: Why does a wizard ride on a broom instead of on a chair?

A: It's apparently more handsome riding on a broom than on a chair. What's more, if he encounters an enemy much stronger than him, he can put the broom down and pretend to be a cleaner.
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Q: Why the superman wears his underwear outside?

A1: If not, who knows you're a superman?
A2: Batman wears his underwear as a cap, so superman also wants to be in fashion.
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Q: There's virus in my computer, what can I do?

A1: Shut it down and keep it power-off for a month, and the virus would starve to death.
A2: Shutting it down is not enough, what if the virus comes out and infect other computers as well? So the best way is to shut it down and put it in a bag and wrap it. thus keeping it from water, food and air.
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Q: There's virus in my computer, I used some pesticide but nothing happened, why?

A1: Turn to the manufacturer of the pesticide or report the case to the Consumers' Association.
A2: Just use more
A3: This is not a hardware problem but a software problem, so you can't use it on the CPU, you have to open the computer and remove the hard disk, then use it when repairing...
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Q: Any specialist tell me what gun should you use when robbing a bank? Where can I get a gun? What does an AK-47 cost? Thanks.

A1: Those who really know are not here, but you'll meet them if you have a try.
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Wikianswers and yahoo answers have some pretty daft questions, usually about celebrity gossip.