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Congratulates to the parent of a student of our school Yang Liwei on being the first Chinese astronaut that FLIES TO THE SPACE

(with his wings?)



Police reminds you:

If you steal something just one time,
you'll be considered as a thief for your entire life.

Municipal National Security Bureau.



Bear less and plant more tobacco.
(a slogan about the controversial one-child policy in China)



Those who steal the covers of well will have their hands cut off.
(Don't worry, no one will really cut their hands off)



China also has missiles.



Mr. Thief
One of my family members has caught SARS, please don't come in and steal things, it could lead to fatal outcome!
The host



Don't try to open the door with jimmy, there isn't anything left in the room. (The codes above is Uyghur characters)



Those criminals found robbing the bank will be

SHOT DEAD IMMEDIATELY

Kai Xian Municipal Security Office



Whoever cut these trees off will have his mother killed.



13070226033 make (fake) certificates
All that I want to do is just to make certificates and I'll f*k whoever dares to remove my number on the wall.



THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES ARE PROHIBITED HERE:
Damnit (Damn you)
Get away! (Don't trouble me!)
I feel bad seeing you (You're the one that make me suck)
Complain to my boss (not to me)
You're such a mean person! (You're an idiot)
F*k you!
I'll teach you a good lesson!

JIANGXI PROVINCIAL HIGHWAY ADMINISTRATION BUREAU
SERVICE CENTER.



Any bicycle robbers, once caught, will be executed in no time.
(note: Well it's not lynch, the characters here do nothing but scare people.)



Jiaodian (product brand), accomplish your desire of enhancing your breast
Dancing Contest for the celebration of International Children's Day, Jiaxing City