You know you drink too much coffee when....
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:22 am
1.You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
2.You lick your coffeepot clean.
3.You're the employee of the month at the Espresso 4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
4.Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
5.You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
6.You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
7.When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
8.You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
9.You have a conniption over spilled milk.
10.You think being called a drip is a compliment.
11.You don't get mad, you get steamed.
12.You help your dog chase its tail.
13.You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
14.Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
2.You lick your coffeepot clean.
3.You're the employee of the month at the Espresso 4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
4.Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
5.You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
6.You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
7.When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
8.You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
9.You have a conniption over spilled milk.
10.You think being called a drip is a compliment.
11.You don't get mad, you get steamed.
12.You help your dog chase its tail.
13.You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
14.Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.