Have you been married too long?

[mf_dolphin]

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married
and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation
eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in
some S&M role playing. The following week they met up again to compare
notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday, at the end
of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was
a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so turned on
that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my
fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!'

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I
made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask.'

'When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat
down, turned on ESPN and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'!!!!!

[vbhoutex]

[coriolis]

Yep, years of marriage will do that to you.

We men definitely get smarter over the years.