The Strangest News of China (2008)
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:21 pm
- In Shanghai, a desesperated man jumped into the river to suicide, but soon he managed to climb out of the river because he thought the river was too dirty.
- Taipei, Taiwan, a man with the ID number 123456789 is not living a happy life, because he was frequently suspected using falsified ID
- Sichuan, two 10-year-olds engaged through Internet and the boy decided to walk some 200km to Chongqing to meet the girl's family.
- Hainan Prov. A boss sent wages to her employees while at night he hired others to rob their houses.
- Chengdu, Sichuan Prov. A woman bought a car with millions of coins.
- Beijing, a driver intended to hit 22 cars lightly because he was fond of listening to their alarm sound.
- Xi'an, a couple's wedding videotape was stolen, so they insisted holding a wedding again.
- Nanjing, Jiangsu Prov. A man made pants for his dog in order to help it avoid sexual assaults from other dog.
- Anhui Prov. A woman failed to find a job in Nanjing, Capital of Jiangsu Province, and then she dialed 110 (just like 911 in USA) to ask police to drive her home.
- Nanning, Guangxi Aut. Reg. , An art student was offered examination identity of science subjects, she could only take the exam of science.
- Nanjing, Jiangsu Prov. In a certain house each of the 26 towels has its own function. A baby-sitter was fired because she failed to remember the different use of the towels.
- Nanjing, an escaped criminal laughed loudly seeing his "WANTED" paper in the street, and, he was soon arrested.
- Guangzhou, Guangdong. An old man drove off a wagon of passengers in the subway line to allow his wife peeing.
- Guangxi, a ranger was hit by a car but was not wounded, because he wore 27 clothes that day.
- Henan Prov. A thief failed to steal a mobile phone and was catched by a man who definitely ran faster than him, because the man was a professional runner bearing a provincial championship.
- Dalian, Liaoning. An old couple hid 6000 yuan cash but their pig ate 4500 of them for food.
- Zhuhai, Guangdong, A man dialed 110, claiming that a bomb was found inside his bar to test the reaction speed of the police.
- Harbin, Heilongjiang. At a -25 degree night, a thief failed to open the window of the house he wanted to rob because his hands were frozen. He begged the host to dial 110 for help.
- Shandong Province, two cars hit each other as both drivers were looking at a beautiful woman. The two accused the woman in the court, and the judges decided that the woman was not guilty.
- Chongqing City, A thief stole a purse and then wrote a thank-you note to its owner.
- Zhengzhou, Henan Prov. A thief broke into an office, but he wandered 6 hours in it not knowing what to steal.
- Kunming, Yunnan Prov. A gambling mum lost her tuition for her child, she asked the boss of the gamehouse to give the money back.
- Wuhan City, a dentist found it hard to remove a bad tooth for a 4-year-old girl and decided to charge extra 60 yuan "No-cooperation fee".
- Shandong, a thief took a firecracker for a candle when stealing at night in a house.
- Chongqing City, a telephone of a police station was halted because of short of balance.
- Nanjing, an old man left his home because his wife was a bad cook.
- Chonqing City, An ATM failed to let cash out, a client was waiting beside it for a night with self-served fruit and water supply.
- Taipei, Taiwan, a man with the ID number 123456789 is not living a happy life, because he was frequently suspected using falsified ID
- Sichuan, two 10-year-olds engaged through Internet and the boy decided to walk some 200km to Chongqing to meet the girl's family.
- Hainan Prov. A boss sent wages to her employees while at night he hired others to rob their houses.
- Chengdu, Sichuan Prov. A woman bought a car with millions of coins.
- Beijing, a driver intended to hit 22 cars lightly because he was fond of listening to their alarm sound.
- Xi'an, a couple's wedding videotape was stolen, so they insisted holding a wedding again.
- Nanjing, Jiangsu Prov. A man made pants for his dog in order to help it avoid sexual assaults from other dog.
- Anhui Prov. A woman failed to find a job in Nanjing, Capital of Jiangsu Province, and then she dialed 110 (just like 911 in USA) to ask police to drive her home.
- Nanning, Guangxi Aut. Reg. , An art student was offered examination identity of science subjects, she could only take the exam of science.
- Nanjing, Jiangsu Prov. In a certain house each of the 26 towels has its own function. A baby-sitter was fired because she failed to remember the different use of the towels.
- Nanjing, an escaped criminal laughed loudly seeing his "WANTED" paper in the street, and, he was soon arrested.
- Guangzhou, Guangdong. An old man drove off a wagon of passengers in the subway line to allow his wife peeing.
- Guangxi, a ranger was hit by a car but was not wounded, because he wore 27 clothes that day.
- Henan Prov. A thief failed to steal a mobile phone and was catched by a man who definitely ran faster than him, because the man was a professional runner bearing a provincial championship.
- Dalian, Liaoning. An old couple hid 6000 yuan cash but their pig ate 4500 of them for food.
- Zhuhai, Guangdong, A man dialed 110, claiming that a bomb was found inside his bar to test the reaction speed of the police.
- Harbin, Heilongjiang. At a -25 degree night, a thief failed to open the window of the house he wanted to rob because his hands were frozen. He begged the host to dial 110 for help.
- Shandong Province, two cars hit each other as both drivers were looking at a beautiful woman. The two accused the woman in the court, and the judges decided that the woman was not guilty.
- Chongqing City, A thief stole a purse and then wrote a thank-you note to its owner.
- Zhengzhou, Henan Prov. A thief broke into an office, but he wandered 6 hours in it not knowing what to steal.
- Kunming, Yunnan Prov. A gambling mum lost her tuition for her child, she asked the boss of the gamehouse to give the money back.
- Wuhan City, a dentist found it hard to remove a bad tooth for a 4-year-old girl and decided to charge extra 60 yuan "No-cooperation fee".
- Shandong, a thief took a firecracker for a candle when stealing at night in a house.
- Chongqing City, a telephone of a police station was halted because of short of balance.
- Nanjing, an old man left his home because his wife was a bad cook.
- Chonqing City, An ATM failed to let cash out, a client was waiting beside it for a night with self-served fruit and water supply.
I can't believe one would leave their wife because her cooking was bad or someone would do their wedding after losing their video. Or let alone a pig ate their money.