STORM2K

The story is told about a bear, a lion, and a pig who were contesting who, among them, was the most feared of all.

"I growl," said the bear, "and the forest trembles."

"I roar," said the lion, "and the jungle shakes."

And what did the pig say? "I sneeze, and the whole world panics."

.... and I thought this was going to be a joke about being afraid of the wife....