RIGHT ON TARGET!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:30 am
This is right on target!
The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate"
Over The War On Terrorism:
Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge
knife comes around the corner and is running at you while
screaming obscenities.
In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?
Liberal answer:
Well that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Conservative Answer:
B A N G ! ! !
The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate"
Over The War On Terrorism:
Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge
knife comes around the corner and is running at you while
screaming obscenities.
In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?
Liberal answer:
Well that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Conservative Answer:
B A N G ! ! !
