Questions and Answers
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:12 am
Q: If a female colleague sends a message to me saying ''My husband's not here'' what can I do?
A: Reply "I'll be here in no time".
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Q: You're on a bus, Someone vomits right after looking at you, what may you say to him?
A: You're great! Generally when people look at me, they faint.
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Q: Boyfriend and girlfriend are both available on MSN, but they keep silent, what may be the reason?
A: Because the boss is right behind.
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Q: When you are sleeping, your boyfriend/husband holds you suddenly while dreaming, saying "I love you, do you love me?" What will you say?
A: Ask him, "What's my name?"
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Q: Describe your appearance in four words?
A: Better not mention it.
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Q: You may only choose one between a pet that you've kept for 10 years and someone with whom you have loved for a week, what's your option?
A: Abandon the pet and give it to who I love.
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Q: A man steps your foot in a bus, saying, "Hi, I'm Nicholas Cage", what will you do?
A: Step him, and tell everyone that I have ever stepped Nicholas Cage's foot.
A: Reply "I'll be here in no time".
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Q: You're on a bus, Someone vomits right after looking at you, what may you say to him?
A: You're great! Generally when people look at me, they faint.
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Q: Boyfriend and girlfriend are both available on MSN, but they keep silent, what may be the reason?
A: Because the boss is right behind.
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Q: When you are sleeping, your boyfriend/husband holds you suddenly while dreaming, saying "I love you, do you love me?" What will you say?
A: Ask him, "What's my name?"
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Q: Describe your appearance in four words?
A: Better not mention it.
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Q: You may only choose one between a pet that you've kept for 10 years and someone with whom you have loved for a week, what's your option?
A: Abandon the pet and give it to who I love.
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Q: A man steps your foot in a bus, saying, "Hi, I'm Nicholas Cage", what will you do?
A: Step him, and tell everyone that I have ever stepped Nicholas Cage's foot.