Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery


. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie
. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
. There go the lights again...
. Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.
. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
. Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
. What's this doing here?
. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
. That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
. Sterile, shcmerle. The floor's clean, right?
. OK, now take a picture from this angle.
. This is truly a freak of nature.
. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
. What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
. Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
. Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?