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a lecture about alcohol abuse

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:42 am
by angelwing
a lecture about alcohol abuse

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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where
he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, the problems it causes in a
marriage, and other long term effects of drinking.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that kind of lecture at
this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”
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