HYMN # 365
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:24 am
HYMN # 365
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!!.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river!!!!!.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The Music Minister stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!!.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river!!!!!.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The Music Minister stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
