What NOT To Wear As You Get Older
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:30 pm
(DO not eat or drink while reading this...)
What NOT To Wear As You Get Older
1. A nose ring and bifocals.
2. Spiked hair and bald spots.
3. A pierced tongue and dentures.
4. Miniskirts and support hose.
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
6. Speedo's and cellulite.
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
10. Bikinis and liver spots,
11. Short shorts and varicose veins.
12. Inline skates and a walker.
13. Thongs and Depends.
And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks" --
14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.
The sad thing about it is, you can see all of these things on any given day at Wal-Mart
What NOT To Wear As You Get Older
1. A nose ring and bifocals.
2. Spiked hair and bald spots.
3. A pierced tongue and dentures.
4. Miniskirts and support hose.
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
6. Speedo's and cellulite.
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
10. Bikinis and liver spots,
11. Short shorts and varicose veins.
12. Inline skates and a walker.
13. Thongs and Depends.
And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks" --
14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.
The sad thing about it is, you can see all of these things on any given day at Wal-Mart