STORM2K

The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in
a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They
finally make it to the Emerald City and come
before the great and powerful Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:" I've come
for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.........,
I........ I think I need a brain."

"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the
American people that I need a heart."

"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard.
"CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill
Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but
doesn't say a word.

The Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Is Dorothy here?"

ROFL! Good one John!

I think that Toto would take a bite out of his butt.

hehe

Ah but remember the original story line (with a twist)...Billl entices Dorothy to meet him behind the curtains, and then the "Wicked Witch of the West Wing" shows up..."I'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog, too!"

I can visualize this happening.....only the part of Clinton would have to be played by John Travolta. He does Bill Clinton better than Bill Clinton! :38:

So, who do we hire for Dorothy? Judy Garland's gone, Liza Minelli is a bit "long in the tooth" for the role...maybe Heidi Fleiss in a "special appearance" (but can she sing?)?

So would Dorothy be wearing a *Red Dress* or the *Red Shoes*???

Dennis

ROFL!!!

And he'll be blaming any stains on Toto!

LOL... you guys are too much