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In A Perfect World...

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 9:54 pm
by gigabite
Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?

Re: A Perfect World

Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 12:54 pm
by gigabite
Now that I think of it all bottles should be square, a uniform size and stackable.

Re: A Perfect World

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 7:55 pm
by gigabite
All gin should be " Navy Strength "
Wait one let me text that hypothesis.

Re: A Perfect World

Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 12:52 pm
by gigabite
Refreshing Shower Gel or anything that smells like schnapps should be 40 proof.

Re: A Perfect World

Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 11:37 pm
by gigabite
Then there's Jägermeister developed in Germany by a hunter in the vinegar manufacturing industry. Much like gin the proof is in the normal range of a digestif (an after dinner alcoholic beverage), but unlike gin the alcohol is added to the botanicals.

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:41 pm
by gigabite
Burger King serves hamburgers.

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:17 pm
by gigabite
Weather satellite image resolution could be focused.

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:23 pm
by gigabite
my fat cat would have his own zipcode.

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:52 am
by gigabite
Chinese food would be eaten with a spoon.

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:50 am
by FireRat
gigabite wrote:Chinese food would be eaten with a spoon.


That's me right there! :lol:
I actually eat my chinese fried rice with a spoon, keeps the rice from falling between the fork's points.

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:55 pm
by gigabite
§§§Analog Technology would be a required subject???

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:59 pm
by gigabite
FireRat wrote:
gigabite wrote:Chinese food would be eaten with a spoon.


That's me right there! :lol:
I actually eat my chinese fried rice with a spoon, keeps the rice from falling between the fork's points.

plow shares can always be beaten back into swAuards ...et vir, a ortras

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:44 pm
by gigabite
wearing a face mask isn't license to dress poorly.

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:19 am
by chaser1
gigabite wrote:wearing a face mask isn't license to dress poorly.


Very true, but it does permit one to do so anonymously :lol:

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:56 pm
by DioBrando
gigabite wrote:Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?

jagermeister wants a word with you (even though it isn't a beer)

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:38 pm
by gigabite
DioBrando wrote:
gigabite wrote:Square gin bottles are amazing. I always wonder how many I can get into a box.
You know in case there is a hurricane.
Hmmm, Why aren't beer bottles square?

jagermeister wants a word with you (even though it isn't a beer)

Jagermeister, ist nur ein Rechteck, not the basis of a platonic solid. It is a cure for flatulence.
Please!!!! How can you do square shooters with a drink from a rectangle?

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:00 am
by gigabite
The engineered environment on Earth doesn’t need extra hardscape

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:35 pm
by gigabite
Double Stuffed Oreos wouldn’t exist.

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 2:45 pm
by gigabite
Work life balance would include more me time

Re: In A Perfect World...

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 12:37 pm
by AnnularCane
gigabite wrote:Double Stuffed Oreos wouldn’t exist.



Uh, I don't think so. :lol: