Funny E-mail about camping
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 1:43 pm
Chizzie and Rita went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Rita wakes her faithful saddle blanket companion and says, "Chizzie, look up toward the sky and tell me what you see." Chizzie replies, "ummm, I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Rita. Chizzie ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident "maii" is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Rita?"
Rita is silent for a moment, then says, "Chizzie, you dummie, someone has stolen our tent."
"What does that tell you?" asked Rita. Chizzie ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident "maii" is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Rita?"
Rita is silent for a moment, then says, "Chizzie, you dummie, someone has stolen our tent."
