Cute reading!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:40 pm
Two peanuts walk into a rowdy bar. One was asalted.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food
in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says
"A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married the ceremony
wasn't much but the reception was great.
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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other
says Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed,
Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet "let's
have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes,
checks his teeth, etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him
down." "What? Just because he's cross-eyed???" "No, because
he's really, really heavy."
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I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food
in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says
"A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married the ceremony
wasn't much but the reception was great.
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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other
says Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed,
Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet "let's
have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes,
checks his teeth, etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him
down." "What? Just because he's cross-eyed???" "No, because
he's really, really heavy."
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I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
