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20/20 Vision

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:17 pm
by bfez1
A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing
> in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
>
> "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old
> woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
> waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
> are all flabby"
>
> She turns to her husband and says.....
> "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
>
> He thinks about it for a bit and then says
>
> "well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
>
>    

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:21 pm
by mf_dolphin
May he Rest In Peace! :-) ;-)

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:48 pm
by Deenac813
mf_dolphin wrote:May he Rest In Peace! :-) ;-)



ROFL!! I was thinking the same thing!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:50 pm
by southerngale
Yeah, me too! LOL :lol:

I bet those flabby arms will do a number on him. hehe

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 6:55 pm
by wx247
:lol:

Thanks for sharing! That made my day. ;)

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:58 am
by TexasStooge
LOL!!

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:05 am
by JCT777
LOL! :lol: That's a good one! :)

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:33 pm
by pojo
you think he'll be sleeping in the doghouse for the rest of his lifetime!

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:30 pm
by bfez1
pojo wrote:you think he'll be sleeping in the doghouse for the rest of his lifetime!



YES!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:52 pm
by stormy
o at least the couch for the rest of his life.