20/20 Vision
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:17 pm
A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing
> in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
>
> "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old
> woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
> waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
> are all flabby"
>
> She turns to her husband and says.....
> "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
>
> He thinks about it for a bit and then says
>
> "well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
>
>
> in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
>
> "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old
> woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
> waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
> are all flabby"
>
> She turns to her husband and says.....
> "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
>
> He thinks about it for a bit and then says
>
> "well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
>
>