STORM2K

What I Want in a Man (Original List)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)


1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)


1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)


1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)


1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

You don't want one..Really.. lol

Annette - LOL!!! That list just gets better and better.....or funnier and funnier. Or is it sadder and more sad? Geez, better stop here.....

Thanks for the laughs. I'm sure in no time our fellow male S2K friends will come up with their own lists.....

Mary

Good one Breeze!

Miss Mary - I can only imagine what Chad or Marshall are putting together right now....

My list:

**Currently Unavaliable**

I started a list and got stuck on age 52. It was starting to get nasty, so good sense (and good taste) prevailed. My only requirement (for all ages) is "doesn't talk too much," and "is not a money pit." Everything else is negotiable. Of course this is all speculation since I am out of circulation - for better or worse (probably more worse than better)

As for your list, Breeze, I can proudly say that I've mastered everything needed for age 72 so I have no need for improvement. (Scatches butt)

LOL!

LMAO, that was really good, but I have to go with Aqua, who wants one?! Just kidding guys, don't roast me!

Sorry, but if you are looking for a tender, loving, caring, attentive, stylish and sensitive man...he probably already has a boyfriend.

streetsoldier wrote:Sorry, but if you are looking for a tender, loving, caring, attentive, stylish and sensitive man...he probably already has a boyfriend.

LOL! That's what I was thinking.

Now Bill, you almost made my spit out my morning coffee!!! LOL

Ed.......figured you'd be in the running making up a list.

Actually, isn't it kinda nice how we all get along on things like this - we're like a group of coworkers, hanging out at the water cooler.... he he

Mary

Yes, all the good ones seem to be taken (usually by other perfect men)

Great List Breeze!!! I had to send that out to my friends....they'll get a kick out of it!

you all beat me to the best answer (already has a boyfreind). Just as well because I would have faced certain accusations if I had come out with it first.

LOL, unfortunately, I have learned that
Bill's comment does have alot of truth in it!

Miss Mary, it is true, also - poking fun at each
other is done here without mean intentions.
The gentlemen here have my respect, but, I
have to share a good laugh with the ladies,
now and again!

IT is soooooo true!! But with that said, gay men make great shopping buds!!

Of course...they are artistically gifted, have much better color theory and general education than the average man, and they are "non-threatening"...never display the slightest bit of interest in a lady other than platonic.

That they do, gay men are fun shopping buddies! They really will tell you if your clothing fit the style or not.