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Odd Classified Ads

#1 Postby southerngale » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:24 pm

[These are actual classified ads collected by Netscape.com]

Wanted: Forty women for stripping machine operators in fac-
tory.

Lost: Large old English sheepdog, neutered, like one of the
family. Reward.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!

Exercise Equipment: Mattress and box Spring, $175.

Illiterate? Write for help!

Butcher gloves for sale. One five-fingered glove and one two-
finger. $18 for pair.

Bill's Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here
first!

Get rid of aunts: 'Kill-Em' does the job in 24 hours.

For Sale: One used tombstone. Perfect for anyone named Harold
Wade Miller.
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#2 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:34 pm

LMAO, hilarious!
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#3 Postby Toni - 574 » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:38 pm

:rofl: Those are really funny... !
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#4 Postby coriolis » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:54 pm

Anyone named Harold Wade Miller could get a terrific deal.

I wonder if the original owner felt he would never need it.
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#5 Postby JetMaxx » Sat Oct 18, 2003 9:56 pm

coriolis wrote:Anyone named Harold Wade Miller could get a terrific deal.


Sounds like a great deal....maybe I should change my name :D :D
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#6 Postby Josephine96 » Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:07 pm

LOL Netscape must have had a slow day...
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