Odd Classified Ads
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:24 pm
[These are actual classified ads collected by Netscape.com]
Wanted: Forty women for stripping machine operators in fac-
tory.
Lost: Large old English sheepdog, neutered, like one of the
family. Reward.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
Exercise Equipment: Mattress and box Spring, $175.
Illiterate? Write for help!
Butcher gloves for sale. One five-fingered glove and one two-
finger. $18 for pair.
Bill's Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here
first!
Get rid of aunts: 'Kill-Em' does the job in 24 hours.
For Sale: One used tombstone. Perfect for anyone named Harold
Wade Miller.
Wanted: Forty women for stripping machine operators in fac-
tory.
Lost: Large old English sheepdog, neutered, like one of the
family. Reward.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
Exercise Equipment: Mattress and box Spring, $175.
Illiterate? Write for help!
Butcher gloves for sale. One five-fingered glove and one two-
finger. $18 for pair.
Bill's Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here
first!
Get rid of aunts: 'Kill-Em' does the job in 24 hours.
For Sale: One used tombstone. Perfect for anyone named Harold
Wade Miller.
Those are really funny... !