Some Crazy Thoughts
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:54 pm
*What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
*If there was a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
*Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
*If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
*If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
*What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
*How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
*When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence?
*If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
*If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
*If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
*Can you get cornered in a round room?
*Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
*Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
*If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
*Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
*In that song, She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain, who is she?
*Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
*Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
*Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
*Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
*Do pigs pull ham strings?
*Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
*Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
*If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
*Why are things typed up but written down?
*What does OK actually mean?
*what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
*Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
*Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
*Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
*If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? (stopped up!) (lol)
*If there was a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
*Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
*If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
*If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
*What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
*How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
*When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence?
*If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
*If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
*If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
*Can you get cornered in a round room?
*Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
*Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
*If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
*Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
*In that song, She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain, who is she?
*Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
*Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
*Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
*Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
*Do pigs pull ham strings?
*Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
*Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
*If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
*Why are things typed up but written down?
*What does OK actually mean?
*what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
*Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
*Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
*Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
*If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? (stopped up!) (lol)
Extremely stressful week! 