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Wake-up calls...
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:04 am
by TexasStooge
What are some ways to wake a sleepy person up (*Not recommended):
*1. Place a pair of ear phones on the person and turn the music up real loud.
*2. Yell "FIRE" or let the fire alarm wake him/her up.
*3. Place an ice cold can of soda on their bare skin.
*4. Activate your car alarm near by (If you have one).
If you want to add to this, be my guest, this is all I can come up with.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:15 am
by JCT777
Pour a bucket of ice water on them.
Tell your kids to use the person as a human trampoline.
Start hammering right outside of their bedroom window.
Use a high-powered leaf blower to blow the sheets off their bed.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:35 am
by TexasStooge
JCT777 wrote:Pour a bucket of ice water on them.
Tell your kids to use the person as a human trampoline.
Start hammering right outside of their bedroom window.
Use a high-powered leaf blower to blow the sheets off their bed.
Speaking of 'high powered', use a chainsaw!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:42 am
by GalvestonDuck
TexasStooge wrote:Speaking of 'high powered', use a chainsaw!
Only in Texas!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:47 pm
by pojo
Have a drill sgt come screaming into the room banging on a garbage can (those days are coming up!)
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:49 pm
by bfez1
Stick matches between their toes and light them!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:51 pm
by TexasStooge
LOL pojo & bfez1!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:52 pm
by bfez1
That'll get em up quick!!!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:55 pm
by pojo
No kidding! Another one:
Blow horn right next to their ear!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:10 pm
by TexasStooge
I GOT ONE!
Shine a bright flash-light at their eyes!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:37 pm
by pojo
TexasStooge wrote:I GOT ONE!
Shine a bright flash-light at their eyes!
Open their eyes first!
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:42 pm
by TexasStooge
Have the police come knockin' real loud.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:24 pm
by azsnowman
Send my dog Macy to jump on the bed......she LOVES stickin' her COLD, WET nose in your ears in the morning "YUCK!"
Dennis
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:58 pm
by coriolis
put a clothespin on their nose
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:00 pm
by Guest
I'll let you know if the bucket of water works.
...Jennifer...
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:41 pm
by Colin
Put a boombox next to them and CRANK it all the way UP!
