TODAY'S TERROR LEVEL IS "PINK"
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 2:04 pm
Employees at a water treatment plant near Ft. Smith, Ark., who were told to keep an eye out for possible terrorists, called police to report a suspicious man sitting in a car at the reservoir at 5:00 a.m. A sheriff's deputy arrived to find Earl Henry Woodruff, 40, asleep in the front seat of his car wearing only a bra and a pair of thong panties. Also in the car with him: a homemade bomb. When the deputy asked what the large item with a fuse was, Woodruff allegedly replied it was "just a thing filled with gunpowder" that he made "to scare somebody." (Ft. Smith Times Record) ...That was hardly necessary, considering what he was wearing.
It takes all kinds I guess!
