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Halloween Horror Story

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:25 pm
by TexasStooge
Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club.

It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing.

Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.

Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......








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Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.








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He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.








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He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster.........








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The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......







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He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......








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Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, his hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.

Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....








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In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........








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The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges.....

The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young, terrified lad.....








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In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......

He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin.......

Still it came ........








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He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it....

Still it came......








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He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......

Still it came......




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He grabbed some Benydryl cough mixture and threw it........




The coffin stopped............................

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:40 pm
by stormchazer
I hate to admit, it took me a second to get it.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:41 pm
by coriolis
I'm tellin ya, that Benydryl is good stuff.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:45 pm
by StormCrazyIowan
LMAOOOOO!!!! Good one!! :lol:

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:26 am
by ColdFront77
Are we going to get an explanation to this? :-?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:17 am
by firefighter16
Why? Benydryl is good stuff. LOL :)

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:14 pm
by deb_in_nc
Tom- Coughing= coffin.

LOL good one, Tex.

Debbie

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:40 pm
by ColdFront77
Okay... get it.

Too bad everyone can't understand jokes. :roll: