Police pinch man in 'porno pants'
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:53 pm
OREM, Utah (AP) — A man ordered out of his pickup by police gave them fair warning.
Before he got out, the 43-year-old told officers he was wearing his "porno pants."
The outfit turned out to be a pair of jeans with the backside cut out, except for a thin strip of material down the middle.
The man told officers he had been stripping at a private party in nearby Murray, and wanted to stop at a convenience store to see how people would react.
But the folks in the store weren't amused and called authorities.
Then, the man found out what police thought when he was arrested for lewd behavior.
Before he got out, the 43-year-old told officers he was wearing his "porno pants."
The outfit turned out to be a pair of jeans with the backside cut out, except for a thin strip of material down the middle.
The man told officers he had been stripping at a private party in nearby Murray, and wanted to stop at a convenience store to see how people would react.
But the folks in the store weren't amused and called authorities.
Then, the man found out what police thought when he was arrested for lewd behavior.
Couldn't help but immediately think of the movie "So Fine" with Ryan O'Neal. Anyone else remember it?
