OOPS!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:17 am
Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
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> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
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> dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
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> girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
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> like to go out and make love for the first time.
> * * * * * * * * * *
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> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
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> he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
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> pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
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> everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
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> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
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> he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
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> insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
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> busy, it being his first time and all.
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
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> meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
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> meet my parents, come on in!"
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
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> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
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> girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
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> and bows his head.
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> * * * * * * * * * *
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> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
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> head down.
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> * * * * * * * * * *
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> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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> * * * * * * * * * *
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> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
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> leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
>
> were this religious."
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> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
>
> a pharmacist."
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
>
> dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
>
> girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
>
> like to go out and make love for the first time.
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
>
> he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
>
> pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
>
> everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
>
> he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
>
> insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
>
> busy, it being his first time and all.
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
>
> meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
>
> meet my parents, come on in!"
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
>
> girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
>
> and bows his head.
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
>
> head down.
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
>
> leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
>
> were this religious."
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
>
> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
>
> a pharmacist."
> * * * * * * * * * *
