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Anyone care to share their most embarassing moment? I have them all the time, LOL. I am a bit of a klutz. One that stands out happened at the beginning of classes this semester. I had just bought these awesome new heeled sandals that were a bit taller than I am used to. Well, as I'm approaching the building that my class is in, I somehow managed to stumble over my own two feet and fall fave first on the pavement. I wasn't hurt, just my ego. A woman came running up to me to make sure I was alright. I just kinda laughed and said I'm fine. I fled the scene as quick as possible. Haven't worn those heels to school since! LOL

Come on, fess up. I know we all have plenty of embarrassing moments to share.

...Jennifer...

Walking into the S2k Bar last night and seeing Southerngale's Cookbook ...

I was pregnant and had to use the ladies room. Ladies, you all know where I am coming from if you have been pregnant. So we stopped at a service station and I went in and got the key. When I returned the key everyone was laughing at me and I couldn't figure out why. Well, it turns out I had streaming toilet paper hanging from behind me that I had lined the seat with. Talk about embarrassed.

I was in Wal-Mart, wearing a wrap around skirt (the ones that tie on the side, and dont have any buttons!) well my son was trying to get my attention, but I was talking with a friend, and kept ignoring my son.. next thing I feel this tugging on the ties to my skirt.. my son has pulled the ties loose, Im standing in the middle of wal-mart in a pair of heels and a thong.. my son is waving my skirt around laughing his head off!!!!! That is an experience I try very hard not to think about!

Amanzi wrote:I was in Wal-Mart, wearing a wrap around skirt (the ones that tie on the side, and dont have any buttons!) well my son was trying to get my attention, but I was talking with a friend, and kept ignoring my son.. next thing I feel this tugging on the ties to my skirt.. my son has pulled the ties loose, Im standing in the middle of wal-mart in a pair of heels and a thong.. my son is waving my skirt around laughing his head off!!!!! That is an experience I try very hard not to think about!

LOL
high heels and a thong huh. were you expecting PLAYBOY to show up for photo shoot.

She must have looked pretty darn good like that lol

amanzi wrote:I was in Wal-Mart, wearing a wrap around skirt (the ones that tie on the side, and dont have any buttons!) well my son was trying to get my attention, but I was talking with a friend, and kept ignoring my son.. next thing I feel this tugging on the ties to my skirt.. my son has pulled the ties loose, Im standing in the middle of wal-mart in a pair of heels and a thong.. my son is waving my skirt around laughing his head off!!!!! That is an experience I try very hard not to think about!

And to think that we all missed that one.....dang it

LOL.. this could go on for a while

I think I should go to Wal-Mart more often. j/k

OK, here's one. The first time I went to see my wife's parents (a little over a month after we started dating), Jane and I took a sunset walk to a creek and a small waterfall. She wanted to show me the very pretty scenery. On the way back to her parent's house, we walked along the main road because it was getting dark. There was no shoulder on this road. Well, we eventually heard a car approaching from behind as we were walking around a bend in the road - so I quickly jumped off of the road so that I would not accidentally get hit (I feared the driver might not see me because of the bend in the road). Well, I failed to look before I leaped and jumped right into an open sewer that was 5 feet deep with a foot of water in it. This was 13 years ago and my wife laughs hysterically every time the story is recounted.

at Bronny's and John's posts! Not to make fun of you though.

OK, what could mine be ... hmm ...

I think it would be the time that I ran around the playground in like 5th grade or so trying to kiss a girl. She slapped me in the end. Too bad everyone was watching.

I got more though that are right up there but I'll let others post...

Amanzi wrote:I was in Wal-Mart, wearing a wrap around skirt (the ones that tie on the side, and dont have any buttons!) well my son was trying to get my attention, but I was talking with a friend, and kept ignoring my son.. next thing I feel this tugging on the ties to my skirt.. my son has pulled the ties loose, Im standing in the middle of wal-mart in a pair of heels and a thong.. my son is waving my skirt around laughing his head off!!!!! That is an experience I try very hard not to think about!

Walmart just went to the top of my hang-out places

This moment doesn't apply to me, but this happened in 8th grade, I was going to the restroom to do my business, and some student called out "Michael? Is that you?" I turned around and saw one of my classmates peed on himself. The funniest part is that he asked me if we could switch pants. I told him his size is too small for me (Which is the truth).

LOL.... did you help your friend out all Texas Stooge?

This happened several years ago. We had decorated the church with an 8' live tree, 100 poinsettias, and yards and yards of cedar garland and red ribbons. The place was absolutely gleaming ! There was a bare spot on the tree near the top (we place the tree to the right of the pastor on a table that is about 36" high) I grabbed an ancient folding chair - the kind that had two pieces for the seat, one being a metal rim that the "seat" was attached to, not the new ones that are formed from one piece for the seat. Aaaaaaanyway, I was moving the ornaments around in the bare area and all of the sudden the bottom of the chair fell through the frame holding it on. My feet went straight to the floor, and then I lost my balance and fell over (backwards) taking the tree and all those shiney ornaments and the tree stand with me too- I was stunned! Everyone came running over to me, "Can you get up? Are you ok? Did you break anything?" was peppered at me quickly. I assured everyone that nothing was broken, but when I tried to get up, I was totally unable to lift my head off of the floor. "OH MY GOSH!, I thought. What was wrong, nothing hurt, nothing broken Why can't I move???" I looked straight up and my husband was hovering right above my head - he was STANDING on my HAIR! - I asked him to please get off my hair so I could get up.

They still get weird when I get around the tree anymore...

HeartofNC

This is a great thread!!!

Man, WALMART is getting a lot of air time in here these days!

Now, come on, you guys KNOW me, you know I have to have a good moment, and I certainly do!!

Ok...here goes!!

When I was a junior in high school, I decided one day that I didn't want to change for gym, we were only playing ping pong and I just didn't feel like going through the hassle! Well, I was wearing a tank top with an unbuttoned blouse over it and a pair of jeans. My partner and I were playing two guys, and we were kickin some butt!! Well, it was their turn to serve, and the guy caddy corner from me served, and the ball came at me so fast I didn't see where it went! I looked around, couldn't find it, and then realized something was different......I looked down, and sure enough, the ping pong ball had landed in my BRA!!! I was SOOO embarrased to have to pull it out in front of those boys, and they were laughing so hard I thought they both were gonna pass out!!! I just made a comment like "Hey, you don't belong in there!" and pulled it out and we finished the game! We won of course, they were a little distracted laughing at me!!

Moral of this story- ALWAYS change for gym!

Oh gosh Jacki between you and I we would make a really good spoof movie

Heck yeah we would!! LOL, I am sure the future will hold plenty more embarrassments for us!

I don't even wanna imagine how I'll be once I am a momma!

They are too numerous to post here.

"AHEM!" *clears his throat* WAAAAY back when, some 18 years ago, I had been in the meat cutting business for about 5 years, back in those days we still had those butcher served meat counters. *This is GROSS* I had allergies REALLY bad that year, I went to the back room to blow my nose, when I returned to the cutting room, it was BUUUUUSY, little did I know that when I blew my nose, the kleenex blew apart and a huge ol' booger had landed DEAD straight on my white cutters coat. "NO ONE, not even my best friend at the time, told me that I had this disgusting thing sitting in the middle of my chest......it wasn't until 5 HOURS later, when I took a break, that I noticed it right there in ALL it's glory, before God and WELL over 100 customers. Ever since then, when I blow my nose, I look down "LOL!"

Dennis

LMAO!!