Sorry, guys, hope this doesn't get me in trouble.........
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:11 pm
just got this from my mom. It stings but I thought it was cut, at least.
MOMMY TEST...
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has
germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, " . . . everyone knows this stuff. Um, it's
on the Mommy test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
Daddy."
WHEN YOU GET DONE LAUGHING FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE WHO IS OR MAY EVER BE OR KNOWS SOMEONE WHO IS A MOMMY!
MOMMY TEST...
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has
germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, " . . . everyone knows this stuff. Um, it's
on the Mommy test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
Daddy."
WHEN YOU GET DONE LAUGHING FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE WHO IS OR MAY EVER BE OR KNOWS SOMEONE WHO IS A MOMMY!
