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Residents of Richfield, Wisc., have learned why a local school district administrator abruptly resigned this summer: at an eighth-grade graduation ceremony, Kenneth Laudolff, 50, walked up to School Board Clerk Mari Krueger and told her she was showing "too much cleavage." He then allegedly shoved his hand down her shirt to demonstrate the fact, and used a sticker to cover her decolletage. Laudolff said the incident "has been blown completely out of proportion" and that he acted "with humor," but resigned after he was suspended by the School Board. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel) ...And no, we don't want to hear about the "stacked jury".