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Al Qaeda suspect grilled
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 10:26 pm
by mf_dolphin
CNN - "All appropriate pressure" is being put on Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the man believed to be the key planner of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, to reveal plots for any future operations, a senior U.S. intelligence official said Sunday. The capture of the man linked to nearly every al Qaeda attack of the past five years is a "huge win," the official said.
I would say he's having a bad day!
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 10:35 pm
by streetsoldier
If they want to go the "extra mile", I'll be glad to donate a case of Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce bottles...
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 10:38 pm
by wx247
LOL! Good one Streetsoldier.
Garrett
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 10:42 pm
by mf_dolphin
I say release him in Manhatten during the day! I'm sure New Yorkers would convince him to talk....
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 11:30 pm
by vbhoutex
mf_dolphin wrote:I say release him in Manhatten during the day! I'm sure New Yorkers would convince him to talk....
ONLY IF THEY BEAT THE TOURISTS TO HIM!!
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 12:03 am
by Amanzi
lol...you can say that again MF, bad day is a bit of an understatement!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 12:36 am
by JQ Public
Did you see his before and after pictures? It looks like they are all shaving their beards and cutting their hair off! They say osama may be doing the same thing! I wonder what he would look like w/o it?
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 8:39 am
by streetsoldier
According to Fox this morning, this guy may not have to say a word...they found cell phones and PCs/laptops in the safe house in Rawalpindi when they got him, which could prove a gold mine of information.
BTW, he looks like John Belushi with 20 years added by computer enhancement, and stoned out of his mind... :o
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 8:43 am
by mf_dolphin
Sleep deprivation is a wonderful tool! Hopefully there is a wealth of information on the PC's. Wouldn't it be nice to finally track down Osama...
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 8:51 am
by streetsoldier
If they REALLY wanted to get him to talk, they could use an old British-occupation trick....try to feed him pig meat or fat (scares the ____ out of a Muslim, as even touching the stuff bars him from Paradise).
For the history students, this is how the "Sepoy Rebellion" (1857) started; the Enfleld musket charges were coated in beeswax for use in India, but a rumor spread that the lube was actually pork fat..and the Islamic native troops revolted.
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 9:18 am
by firefighter16
If they are not afraid of the U.S. Why are the changing their looks?
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 10:38 am
by Rainband
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 10:51 am
by coriolis
They should put a live pig in his cell with him.
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 11:43 am
by streetsoldier
No, that's "cruelty to animals"; why not get PETA involved? This guy has enough body hair to be reclassified as a bear...as to changing looks, that's a page straight out of the Al Qaida handbook (Booklet 5, p. 37; I have the complete set, translated into English).
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 11:55 am
by mf_dolphin
One thing that is obvious from the pictures, he's not starving. How about some bacon for breakfast?
