Going to Great Lengths at Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 10:23 pm
As the father of two boys, I was asked repeatedly and annually by Santa to store their presents and gifts in safe and secluded places until he could deliver them for Christmas morn.
I remember storing them in my sister's third level attic, in my mother in law's dingy old furnace room, under beds, under clothes, and in places where spiders made their home.
I once assembled a five-foot plastic aircraft carrier for Santa on an old rug we had. I then dragged the old rug and that aircraft carrier into the damp and dirty crawl space of the house, smacking my head a half dozen times on joists and heat ducts along the way. As I tried to stand about a half step too soon, I perforated my forehead with a nailhead sticking through the plywood underlayment of the living room. I should have been awarded battle pay for joining the Navy that Christmas.
On another occasion, a major snowstorm set in on Christmas eve. I was put in charge of the package run to grandma's house about 8 miles away in the middle of that icy day. I made the tip, but had to leave the packages in the car in the garage until the boys had finally fallen asleep.
Then, getting out of my warm chair, I made my way to the cold concrete floor of the garage and one by one brought the packages into the house. Brrrr it was cold that night.
Share some of your tales...the commitments you had to make to keep Santa's gifts for him until that wonderful day finally arrived!
I remember storing them in my sister's third level attic, in my mother in law's dingy old furnace room, under beds, under clothes, and in places where spiders made their home.
I once assembled a five-foot plastic aircraft carrier for Santa on an old rug we had. I then dragged the old rug and that aircraft carrier into the damp and dirty crawl space of the house, smacking my head a half dozen times on joists and heat ducts along the way. As I tried to stand about a half step too soon, I perforated my forehead with a nailhead sticking through the plywood underlayment of the living room. I should have been awarded battle pay for joining the Navy that Christmas.
On another occasion, a major snowstorm set in on Christmas eve. I was put in charge of the package run to grandma's house about 8 miles away in the middle of that icy day. I made the tip, but had to leave the packages in the car in the garage until the boys had finally fallen asleep.
Then, getting out of my warm chair, I made my way to the cold concrete floor of the garage and one by one brought the packages into the house. Brrrr it was cold that night.
Share some of your tales...the commitments you had to make to keep Santa's gifts for him until that wonderful day finally arrived!